Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Kick Ass 2 - More Butt Kicking

Movie: Kick Ass 2
My Rating: 3 stars

I enjoyed the Kick Ass movies.  The idea of citizens dressing up as super heroes, taking matters into their own hands, to enact a little vigilante justice is always a fun idea.  And, this franchise brings a little bit of darkness to the comic book style action.  For as over-the-top as the action and concepts are in these movies, the violence is actually pretty real, and has pretty serious consequences for the characters.  It’s an interesting spin on the concept.  Of course, this sequel is a continuation of that line of thought.
All the stakes are higher in this second installment in the Kick Ass series.  For one thing, posses are bigger.  Other citizens have seen the difference that a few vigilantes can make, and they want to get in on the action, too.  And, the injustices they’re taking on are more serious.  Some of these new super heroes are avenging serious attacks on family members and loved ones.  This participation in the vigilante community is coming from a much sadder place than the misguided whims of a schoolboy from the first.  Of course, along with the rise in new super-heroes comes the influx of new, even more twisted super villains.  These are guys who just want to destroy things and hurt people.  And, who knows why?  The movie hints that it may even come from the same emotional place as the vigilantes.  Perhaps these villains have also been hurt in the past, and are lashing out in a more destructive way.  It’s an interesting thought to consider.
Then there’s the fact that our main characters, Dave and Mindy, are a little older.  They were essentially just children in the first film.  But, now they’re young adults.  So, they’re in a better position to make real decisions about their lives and their futures.  They have to decide if they’re comfortable living on the wrong side of the law to help fight crime and corruption, or if they just want to live the quiet lives of ordinary citizens.  And, they have to decide whether they even want to remain a pair.  They certainly have the skills to fight crime.  Those kids are keeping themselves in shape!  But, then there’s high school to think about…and friends, and hormones, and boys.  Life can be so confusing.

I’d say that this film is definitely worth checking out if you enjoyed the first movie.  It has a lot of the same story line and action sequences as the first, but the themes have grown up a little bit.  Of course, this is still a wild, comic-book style story.  But, it’s more of the same.  So, if you weren’t very impressed by movie number one, then there’s no reason you’d need to see this one.

Thursday, July 24, 2014

The East - Stinky, Sexy, Hippies

Movie: The East
My Rating: 3 stars

Want to see a movie about filthy, but sexy hippies engaging in vigilante justice to take down the evil corporate entities that are oppressing us all?  If so, this is the movie for you.  These attractive, raw-vegans live and love communally, and they’re committed to taking on one another’s’ social causes too.  These kids mean business, and they’re not afraid of engaging in some hard-core violence and destruction of property to make their point.  So, all the action in this flick is pretty exciting and clandestine.  And really, your dirty anarchists can’t get much sexier than Alexander Skarsgard, Ellen Page, and Brit Marling.  Those kids look great in all their flower child/paramilitary/bag-lady fashions.
Brit Marling plays Sarah, an intelligence agent of some sort.  She’s charged with infiltrating the subversive group to bring them down.  Or, maybe she’s supposed to catch them in the act of criminal activity so that they can be prosecuted.  I forget.  She’s tough as nails, and very competent.  She’s mussed up her hair, and donned her best combat jacket and boots.  So, she’s ready to start hopping trains, and rubbing elbows with the most hardened eco-terrorists.  But, will she gain their trust?  She still looks very rosy-cheeked and well fed, despite having not bathed in weeks.  And, her reasons for riding the rails sound pretty vague, too.  But, we know she’ll be welcomed in at some point.  There’d be no movie otherwise.
The only question left is whether she’ll stay true to her mission to bring these commies down, or whether she’s in danger of sympathizing with the causes of her new companions.  The group has some pretty compelling arguments.  They really are targeting the worst of the worst offenders—pharmaceutical companies who are poisoning the groundwater and giving people cancer, conglomerates who torture animals in factory farms, then feed you their diseased carcasses, companies who steal milk from babies.  You know the type.  And, who could help but be persuaded with Alexander Skarsgard’s piercing blue eyes staring them down?  I know I’d have a hard time.  Stockholm Syndrome, here I come!

I didn’t have very high hopes for this movie.  It kinda looked like a generic espionage thriller to me.  But, I was actually very pleasantly surprised.  The action is exciting, the suspense is palpable, and the writing is pretty decent (it doesn’t hurt that all the actors are really nice to look at, too).  I guess good things can come from low expectations.  So, I recommend giving this movie a peek if you ever get the time.

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

How She Move - A Dancing Snoozefest?!?

Movie: How She Movie
My Rating: 1 star

Yikes!  This movie managed to take all the joy out of the cheesy dance flick.  I normally love these things.  And, I never dreamed that the genre would ever fail me!  I can’t resist all the overwrought acting, the ridiculous fashion choices, and of course, the almost mandatory slow-mo, outdoor, dance number in a rainy parking lot.  But man, this movie couldn’t have been more of a condescending snoozefest!
You know the basic story here.  They’re essentially all the same.  Raya (played by Rutina Wesley) is a smart girl from a poor family.  She’s determined to get out of the projects by studying hard in private school.  She wants to become a doctor.  But, when her older sister dies from a drug overdose she makes the difficult decision to come home to provide emotional support for her mom and dad.  And, this is a particularly hard transition.  Raya’s old friends think she’s too uppity now that she’s been off to private school.  But, her family may not be able to come up with the money to send her back next term.  There’s a scholarship competition that may help send Raya back to school, but she fears she may not be ready for the rigorous exam—especially now that she’s reconnected with her long-forgotten love of step dancing!  She had thought she had her life all figured out, but now it looks like Raya will have to start over from scratch.
While she’s home, Raya has a lot of soul-searching to do.    She’d forgotten a lot of her old friends in her attempts to get ahead in school.  But, can a person really be happy without any personal relationships?  And, Raya discovers that she can find some joy in helping others get ahead too.  It’s all very clich├ęd and trite.  But, all these dance movies trade pretty heavily in these kinds of platitudes.  So, I guess my main complaint is that this film doesn’t even attempt to have a little fun with the material.  The Step Up series has certainly learned how to do that.  It took them a few tries, but now they’re getting delightfully silly with the movies.  I guess this film is a little older.  It came out in 2007, so it’s from the generation of dance film that is a little more earnest.  But, I still wanted a little more.  Also, I hate to say it, but the dancing wasn’t all that impressive either.  I know, I know—dancing is hard.  And, step dancing is particularly rigorous.  I certainly couldn’t do what these actors do.  But, the beauty of film is that you can create magic in the editing process.  To not take advantage of that is practically a crime in this genre!

You really don’t need to see this movie—even if you are a big fan of silly dance movies, like me.  This one just doesn’t have the payoff that I’ve come to expect from these things.  Sure, there are some personal struggles that get resolved by the end.  And, there is a final dance battle.  But neither are very exciting or impressive.  Don’t waste your time on this one.

Friday, July 18, 2014

300: Rise of an Empire - All About Eva (Green)

Movie: 300: Rise of an Empire
My Rating: 2 stars

This movie is another big, ball of cheese that helped me get through a transatlantic flight without pulling out my hair.  I knew it wasn’t going to be any good, but there was no way I was going to skip this one.  The original 300 had a barely passable story line.  But, it had so much eye candy that I loved it anyway (and have watched it multiple times).  And, I’m not just talking about all the burly, oiled up, men wearing leather panties.  I just love Frank Miller and Zack Snyder’s aesthetic.  The live-action, graphic novel look is just so cool.  So, I was hoping for a little more of the same from this film.  But, it just didn’t live up to the magic of the first movie.
This installment has a lot more story than the first, but the cinematography just isn’t as impressive.  I guess it’s because it has a different director—Noam Murro, instead of Zack Snyder.  Both, Snyder and Frank Miller were still both involved in writing this second film, but the whole thing feels fundamentally different.  This story follows the less-exciting Athenians, rather than the strapping, insane, Spartans.  Themistokles leads the Athenians into battle against the Persians.  He’d like the help of the Spartans, but those guys are lone wolves, with no interest in a united Greece.  To make matters even less thrilling, the soldiers are engaged in naval warfare, so we don’t even get to see the (admittedly fit) warriors running around, engaging in impressive feats of athletic barbarism.  It’s just a dude yelling to sailors to raising the rigging, and swinging the boat around starboard.  It’s a bit anticlimactic.  Oh well.
At least this movie features plenty of totally sweet, lady action.  This movie is all about Eva Green.  She plays Artemisia, the commander of the Persian navy, and she’s an absolute siren in all her run-way fabulous, battle gear.  I love it!  And, I want every single dress she wears on screen—especially the one with the decorative, gilded spine built in.  I couldn’t manage to track down one of those for the photo shoot, and I’m pretty upset about it.  Artemisia is a ruthless, bloodthirsty killer, who is totally dedicated to her king.  And, she’s not used to losing battles.  So, as she’s thwarted by the skilled Athenians, she becomes even more cruel and calculating.  She really makes the movie.

But, I can’t say that I recommend this film to you guys.  It’s just disappointing after the campy ridiculousness of the first film.  This one takes itself much more seriously than that first one, and that’s always a mistake.  But hey, I’ve never been above watching a movie just for the costumes.  That’s the sole reason I watched both 27 Dresses and MarieAntoinette.  I wanted to see those dresses, dammit!  And, Eva Green’s dresses are definitely spectacular.  But, you’re going to have to decide whether that’s enough for you.

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Particle Fever - Doing Science!

Movie: Particle Fever
My Rating: 3 stars

I hardly know how to describe this movie.  It’s nominally a documentary about the creation of the Large Hadron Collider.  But, it’s really about the personalities that surround the project—the scientists who get really worked up about the ideas and implications, and who pull their hair out from the stress of the whole undertaking.  There are many technical setbacks and political roadblocks that had threatened their work during the early stages.  Although, some of the tension is diffused for the viewers, since we already know from all the news coverage that the venture was a success.  But, it’s still fun to watch all these adorable scientists get really animated discussing the project.  I like watching stories about just about anyone who loves what they’re doing.
Of course, I’ve always had a bit of a weakness for scientists, and that definitely came from being raised by them.  So, I really have empathy for these super-awkward kids.  Not that the individuals in this documentary are youngsters.  They’re all fully-grown adults, and some of them are even elderly.  But, they do exhibit a kind of child-like wonder and enthusiasm that feels very youthful.  These scientists can’t wait to tell us all about their experiments, and they seem really excited that we’d even be interested enough to ask.  It’s charming, even if I didn’t fully understand all the implications of the numbers and charts they were thrusting into my face.  Of course, I understood the general concepts that these guys were discussing, but since the documentary had to fit into the standard, ninety minute format, there was only so much detailed explanation and clarification that they could go into.  So, they had to settle for a bare-bones outline.  But, I still feel like I appreciated what this film was about.   We live in a world full of jaded hipsters these days, so it’s really fun to see people without a hint of cynicism.  And, it’s nice to celebrate people with an actual skill, rather than just a carefully crafted image.

This is a pretty interesting documentary, but it isn’t exactly the most action-packed film in the world.  I don’t think I’d recommend it to you unless you’re already a little curious about science news and principles.  If you don’t really care about that kind of thing, this film isn’t exactly going to wow you with either revelations or cinematography.  But, if you are interested in learning more about the creation of the Large Hadron Collider (and the secrets of the Universe, by implication), definitely seek out this documentary.  Of course, I do like that kind of material, and I enjoyed it very much.  So, I’m not trying to warn you away from this one.  I’m just trying to help manage your expectations.